Gandhigiri in IT field

Gandhigiri is relatively a new term coined by the movie "Lage raho Munna bhai". It simply means following Gandhian principles. If someone gives you a tight slap show your other cheek in true spirit of Gandhigiri instead of breaking their knuckles.

Bole toh aaj se apun baapu ke principles ko follow karega !

Since I am a software engineer by profession let me see how it will

apply to my area.

Save Petrol, Save nature

Circuit : Matlab kya bhai? apun ko samajh nahi aaya

Munna: Arey simple hai re.. bole toh ab office mein sab rehte ek jagah,

kaam ek jagah karte hain toh fir alag alag kaiko aane ka...

Sab bheedu logon ko ek saath kaam pe aane ka aur mast petrol bachane ka

Save Paper, Save Nature

Circuit: bhai yeh apun samjhaata hai apni style mein..

bhai log meri baat apne bheje mein daal lo..

paper print karne ke time paper dono baaju ghuma ke daalne kya

Corporate Responsibility

Circuit: Bole toh?

Munna : Arey main samjhaata hoon naa..

abhi suit boot pehenke office jaate hain toh saala sabko akad bhi aa jaata hai..

badi post pe aane ke baad bhai log apni social responsibility ko bhool rahle hain..

1. knowledge sharing - arey baapu ne bola hai gyaan ko baato usse hi

woh badega.. lekin sala sab apne dimaag mein fit karke rakhte hain..

isiliye knowledge ko dimaag mein rakhke sadaane ka nahi..

2. Respect everyone.. Abhi yeh chai wala, desk saaf karne wala, canteen wala sablog life mein important hai ki nahi.. toh sabko respect dene ka.. chaahe tu company ka CEO kyu na ban jaaye..

3. Cribbing..

Munna : bole toh roj yeh office mein bhai log chai peete peete shuru ho jaate hia na..

jaise ki aaj time pe paani nahi aaya, lift ruk ruk ke chal rehla hai..ghar pe kaam karne wali bai nahi aayi

arey bas karo bhai log.. jo hai usme khush rehne ka.. khaali khit khit nahi karne ka..

Thodi takleef hai tereko pata hai.. usko vinamrata se solve karne ka.. samjha naa...jaise Baapu bolte hain..

Funny interview of a blogger

Once a passionate blogger went to attend an interview for an editor's position.

Interviewer - Your resume says you are a professional blogger.

Man - yes I am.

Interviewer - What do you blog about?

Man - Almost everything that i see and feel

Interviewer - What do you do in a typical day?

man - Don't waste your time asking this question. You will find the answer if you 'follow' my blog :D

Interviewer - What do you do otherwise?

Man - I read other's blogs

He gets a beep on his iPhone.

Man - Excuse me this is important.

Interviewer - What is it? Can this wait?

Man - No. I need to reply to people who have commented in my latest article.

Interviewer gets annoyed and fires another question.

Interviewer - What did you blog about?

Man - I wrote about poverty in Africa.

Interviewer - Do you think you can cure it by writing a post on ur wall? What do you think Africans should do about it?

Man - they should start blogging about it too !

Interviewer is now in a state of shock and anger.

Interviewer - I think you are a crazy blogger who knows nothing other than blogging.

Man - No sir, you heard me. If they start blogging about it and get some traffic. They can get some monetary help too. Also, with Google's ad-sense they can make some money out of it. In fact all the residents of Africa can use this trick and make money.

Okay now the interview was heading in a correct direction. But the interviewer gets interrupted by a call from his wife.

Interviewer - What is it?

Wife - Hey dear, you know something funny happened today.

Interviewer - I am in the middle of something. Can you call again?

He hangs up.

Man - Oh no, you ruined a perfect material for my blog!

Interviewer - Don't worry you will find it in an updated version, if you follow my blog!

He smiles..

Interviewer - What is the key for a successful blogger?

Man - Write a post, and make good updates so that people would want to read it more often. Wow i can write about this later in my blog.

Interviewer - Well i thought the answer would be to build a relationship with your readers.

Man - I will update my article with this solution later. I am sure you will love to read that.

Interviewer - Oh yea sure. I will love that.

Interviewer - Last but not the least. What do you do if you don't have any article on your mind to write about?

Man - Nice question. I don't sit back and Google. I go out on the streets, malls, and recently I started giving job interviews !

Break up Letter

Humor can be defined in many ways in our life. We see humour in one or other form and it still gives smile on our face! Total absence of Humour renders life impossible.(my orkut fortune predictor)

Some lines on Humour -

Humour is not always amusing,

Humour is beyond a joke,

Humour is in the spontaneity of the moment

So, here I would like to narrate a story which is based on the real life humour.

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Tom and Jill were in a relationship for more than a year. They both loved each other but they unfortunately had many misunderstandings between them. Main reason for all this was Jill's suspicion on Tom. She always had a theory that Tom is seeing other girls. In order to confirm this she tries many things on daily basis. So, one day Jill calls Tom on the phone.

Jill: Tom do you love me?

Tom: what kind of a question is that Jill?

Jill: See if you had loved me you cud have told me - Yes i love you instead of asking a counter question? It proves there is something wrong.

Tom: Oh my god! You are on again. Jill for heaven's sake I love you dear and there is no one else in my life.

Jill: Okay. Shall we do a webcam chat.

Tom: No I am busy right now.

Jill: Whattttttt... Aaaghhh.. you never have time for me...

Beep... she hangs up the phone..

Next day Tom was in a restaurant with his colleague. Tom gets a call from Jill.

Jill: Hi baby, where are you?

Tom: I am in a restaurant with my colleague.

Jill: You know i missed you so much.

Tom: Me too baby

Jill: Really ! I love you.

Tom: yes, me too ( whispered)

Jill: Why can't u say that you love me.

Tom: I thought i told you just now.

Jill: No. Tell me "I love you"

Tom: I can't I am with a co-worker. (whispered)

Jill: No. You are dating someone else and that's the reason you don't wanna say this.

Tom: For christ's sake Jill. I don't wanna argue on this again.

Jill: yes because i am sure you are with some girl.

Tom hangs up the phone. He talks to his colleague about what's happening with him & Jill.

Tom: She is a nice girl. Very funny and kiddish many a times. But she always suspect me and thinks I don't love her.

Jack: Wowww.. So, you are always under a test..

Tom: Yeah..Last night she was online from a different ID and trying to see if I am flirting with other girls.

Jack: Hmm...

Tom: She is sweet.. I don't feel like breaking up with her.. but I don't want her to be insecure.

Jack: Hey I got an idea.. Why don't you type a breakup email to her.

Tom: Are you serious!

Jack: Yes, but hey.. try to write the most funniest email and convey that once for all.. she is your love..

Tom: Okay.

Tom thinks a lot for couple of days and then one day he types this email to Jill.

Dear Jill,

After a lot of thinking i have typed this letter.

You fight a lot with me, but the love I have for you,

is gone and I find my dislike for you

is growing with each fight you put up with me and

I don't even want to meet you,

The only thing that I want to do next is,

look at other girls. I never wanted to,

marry you. Our last conversation

was very disturbing and

has now made me to think and take this decision.

You always suspect me with someone else.

If we get married, I know that I would find

it very difficult to deal with you and will have no

pleasure in living with you. Because of your

suspicions, arguments and

silly fights I would really find it very

complicated and un-

interesting to deal with it everyday.

I sincerely want you to understand that

I am telling you the truth from my heart. Do me a favor

If you think this is the end, do not try

to write back to me. Your words will be full of

revenge and will have no

true love for me. Believe me!

Please don't think that

"I am still your lover"

-Tom

P.s After reading this could you please read again from the beginning but alternate lines(1,3,5,7) starting from "you fight.." That is what I actually feel about you.

Tom's phone started ringing. He picks up in dilemma.

Tom: uhh.. hello is that Jill

Jill: Yes Tom, I didn't know till now how much you loved me.. even though i always fight with you.

Tom: yes Jill. This humour keeps our relationship alive. I realized that.

Jill: I want to meet you right now..

They meet at a restaurant where Tom proposes to her with a ring. She says yes to him. Seeing all this one lady comes to Tom and asks him to give Jill a red rose. He takes the rose from that lady and Jill sees this from a distance. She gets frowned on this and goes to Tom and says.

Jill: Tom.. this is why I always suspected you.. things never changed.. you are still the same.

Tom: Jill listen to me please...

Jill walks away from the restaurant.. The lady who gave the rose feels bad and stands up to say sorry to Tom. But Tom smiles and says in excitement.. " hey this is not the end.. this is going to be my daily routine now"...

Tom screams: Jill.. please wait.........

And their story continues.

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We should try to take some real life experience things differently and we can still find humour lying over there and then suddenly the life becomes so colourful.

This post is written for Blogeshwar and Anubhooti.