Good friend Vs Best friend

I want to list out few differences between good friend and great friend. This post is ofcourse not mine but its a consolidation of my emails ;)

Good friend will console you when he rejects you.

Best friend will go and ask him "its because you are gay, isn't it?"

Good friend will help you to find your perfect prince.

Best friend will kidnap him and bring him to you.

Good friend will offer you a soda, Best friend will pour theirs on you.

Good friend will give you umbrella when it rains, Best friend will snatch yours and say "run .. run.. "

Good friend will bail you out of jail, best friend will be sitting next to you in the jail and say "lets do this again"

Good friend will leave you behind if that's what whole crowd is doing. Best friend will kick the whole crowd that has left you.

When you are sad good friend will come and say " I know how you are feeling", while best friend will sit besides you and cry.

Good friend will advice you, but a best friend will help you out.

P.S. This post is written as a part of Leo's Z-A writing challenge for the month of November.. for other posts visit this link