Physics - Software engineer

We all probably know about newton's 3 laws of motion. Lets see how we software engineers interpret that in our terms..

Law 1 - An object at rest will remain at rest unless it is acted upon by an unbalanced force.
Software Law 1 - A software engineer at rest will continue his state of chatting or forwarding emails unless he is assigned work by an unbalanced manager.

Law 2 - Acceleration is produced when force is applied on a mass. The greater the mass of accelerated object, the greater amount of force needed to accelerate the object.
Software Law 2 - The quality of writing a software is directly proportional to the payment received by the engineer. A software is developed when deadline is applied to the project, the quick rate of production of software directly depends upon the deadline force applied.

Law 3 - For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Software law 3 - For every Use Case requirement there is equal and opposite software implementation !


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